In a shock political exit, Michael Gove announces that he will not be seeking to stand again for MP of Surrey Heath.
He has been approached by Lord Hall to fill the shoes of the recently fired Jeremy Clarkson.
Commenting on his new post, Gove was quoted as saying:
I've always just bloody loved cars, you know? My mother claims that my first word was car, but I don't remember it myself, so I'd take that with a pinch of salt.